Vocab

intuition- direct perception of truth, fact, etc. Shawn has a fealling his dad's going to kill him.

pulitzer- annual awards for distinguished work in U.S. journalism, letters, music, etc. Shawn's father wrote a poem and won an annual award.

veg- edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plant. Shawn's dad sees him as a edible seed, root, or stem.

fortnight- the space of fourteen nights and days. Two weeks have gone by.

brewskies- A serving of beer. Shawn's brother and friends wanted to get a pizza and a half rack of beer.

Jokes

What happend when the ice cube got caught by the police? He Froze

Why did the football couch go to the bank? He Wanted his Quarterback

What has centimeters and inches and sits on a throne? A Ruler

A man wanted change for a dollar but the other man replied, "Sorry I have no cents in money."